Wednesday, March 18, 2009

OUT WITH THE SAM, IN WITH THE UNI.......

Amazing how one experience leads to another in life. The smell of fresh fertilizer (similar to that of cum) outside of the biology lab as 5 Batai lined up in front of Pn. Lim Mui Lee. Those who did not complete their report will be forced to sit outside and complete it while the rest of us proceeded to listen to her blabber in class. Great memories....the thought of the canteen's nasi lemak and fried chicken running through our minds as we try to pay attention in the class just before recess.

I can remember it as if it was just yesterday.....

Then matriculation year was another breeze that just went past, slipping through the cracks, escaping the consciousness of our memories........

Miss Ng, Pn. Mahani, Ms. Tiew, Ms. Phua and the other old guy........i can still remember the unpredictable nature of the classrooms.....mostly room 2.7 or something numerical , since the number of students was often too small to use the bigger B, C or D classes.......the unpredictable nature in the sense that one day it is freezing while it felt like an oven on some days.

Lunch breaks which were an hour long......then a few minutes of pool or a few hours at the cyber cafe.......driving to college late everyday.......and returning home early.....using the same old route....

Those were the days......

One year ago this happened, but somehow feels like a lifetime away.......

It is interesting how memory works.....what happened 2 years ago feels like yesterday, while events only a year ago seem so distant.......


i wonder what this memory will feel like in the years to come..............

ON A LIGHTER NOTE,

lkf_sunny1990@hotmail.com sent 18/3/2009 4:51 PM:
u nvr reply me...
lkf_sunny1990@hotmail.com sent 18/3/2009 4:51 PM:
u seriously hurt my little heart....
[-kïńfãĬ-]® endless life... says:
haiz...last time u weren't lidat...
[-kïńfãĬ-]® endless life... says:
u hv changed...
[-kïńfãĬ-]® endless life... says:
u r not kelvin anymore...
[-kïńfãĬ-]® endless life... says:
T_T

kiwi says:
hahahaha

kiwi says:
wtf

kiwi says:
ur little heart?

[-kïńfãĬ-]® endless life... says:
fuck u la...
[-kïńfãĬ-]® endless life... says:
r u tryin to say tat big body muz hv big heart?

kiwi says:
HAHAHA
kiwi says:
lolz i must put this in my blog

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

First Serious Post........

WHILE READING THIS POST PLEASE LISTEN TO THE SONG "WARMNESS ON THE SOUL" BY AVENGED SEVENFOLD...............IT WILL HELP SET THE MOOD........

I MEAN IT!!!! SEARCH IT ON YOUTUBE AND PLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Its a sad world.........first wei jien left us behind in our pit of despair and sorrow.............now its mun fhoong's turn..............who knows who the next person may be........

SAM program really can kill those who are weak.........but remember that no matter where we are now in life, there is always time for change.............we will eventually find our path in the woods of death as long as we don't stop walking and finding it............

Even if the path must lead to sacrifices and even lead to walking away from people we care for, it will be alright as long as we keep our heads high and keep walking..........

Yes, i know this post is gay...............

Monday, June 9, 2008

Sir Will has a blog......

A couple of months ago, sir will decided to have a blog to seek revenge on me.......

Well, it seems he only has two posts in his blog and they aren't even real posts.......how sad.....lol

I spoke to him one fine night and this was what he said on msn....:

kelvin - www.thechroniclesofdatingyourmum.blogspot.com says:
emergency

kelvin - www.thechroniclesofdatingyourmum.blogspot.com says:
physics

AJIn -W!LL says: (Sir will)
y

AJIn -W!LL says:
wtf i duno anything

Even he admits he doesn't know anything...............


Miss Ng, you look so cute!

i googled miss Ng and this was what i found lol...........

speaking of miss Ng a few S1 idiots such as kin fai, norris and tneh and those bastards found a table that had this specialist mathematics working written on it:

Miss Ng = Not Shit ------equation 1
Not Miss Ng = Shit -------equation 2

Equation 1 + equation 2 ----->>>> Miss Ng + Not Miss Ng = Not Shit + Shit
Miss Ng ( 1 + Not) = Shit (Not + 1)
Thus, Miss Ng = Shit

i dunno who the guy who wrote this is, or which miss Ng he is referring to , but i gotta admit he is a genius..........

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

WTF!!!!!!! 3 months BREAK

last time i posted was in march ....i din know it was that long!

just post something la.....cos crazy serene complaining......

just watch this video....its linkin park's NEW SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, March 21, 2008

The Reason Is YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Came back home yesterday after college, sat at my com and watched some shitty youtube videos....then,
  1. Norris reminded me that i OWNED him in pool ( Jack , Will and Jon Lui witnessed it with their own eyes)
  2. SHOE begged to see my lil dog again, only to bring a rombongan of 5 ppl.......plus another 3 humans who just came back from HELP college (one of them is very easily amused and conned with magic tricks that couldn't even fool a 2 year old)
  3. Drove to Atria at night, only to find out that my night driving sucks shiet and that the dumb CD shop has no stocks left of AVENGED SEVENFOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then i had to layan those 8 ppl while Kim, Jeff and KP did IT with Miss Phua!!!!!!!!

DID WHAT??!!!! Capoeira laaaaaaaa............. U HORNY BASTARDS!!!

serene tagged my blog......i read her blog....i still dunno what it means.............

Harry potter 3>>>>

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Dong Bang Sing Kheh AKA DBSK

Shit....today kena blast by Jeremy and Gab in the bus.....Gab held me down while Jer fucked me in the ass..............

ok that sounds gay .....

KP flirted with miss phua again today.......And this time he succeeded cos she responded by saying " Kheng Piow you very handsome ma!!!".......Then after that when i attempted to impress her with my physics skills, she hit me right in the face by saying that my answer was wrong.....

But i still love KP.....cos he share with me his chem sources .......

LOL this post is damn gay........must be the title influencing me to act this way...........NO OFFENSE CALVIN!

Second episode of harry potter>>>>

Thursday, March 13, 2008

SPM, one utama and the dragon slayer

SPM was .....SPM.....

I saw the news and one boy got 21 A1s for SPM.....his from kedah my fren say....

I mean, 21....its like 7 times 3........or the number of toes and fingers you will ever have plus one,...........or the legal drinking age in malaysia.........or the total yards of area the guy has in terms of paddy fields to plant some gay paddy .......

Based on SPM history, the highest number of A1s every year recently increases by about 4......so in year 2015, there will be some random gayshit who has 50 A1s......

while he celebrates with is family, i came across this video which i think is bloody funny......WATCH LA....